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I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.' (wrk21 www.qldaf.com)


Paddy walks into the vet carrying his goldfish in a fish bowl.
He tells the vet that the fish has epilepsy.
The vet looks in the bowl at the fish and says, "it looks calm enough".
Paddy says, " I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"
(wrk21 www.qldaf.com)